Last updated: 19 April 2026
These terms apply to your use of Not another Noah (notanothernoah.com), including all free features and any purchases you make on the site.
Not another Noah displays baby name popularity data sourced from official government records (ONS for England & Wales, SSA for the United States, and state birth registries for Australia). While we take care to present this data accurately, all information on this site is provided for informational and entertainment purposes only.
Choosing a baby name is one of the biggest decisions you'll make, and ultimately, it's yours. We provide data to help, but we take no responsibility for playground complaints, family arguments or future therapy bills.
We do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness or timeliness of any data shown. Official records are updated periodically and our dataset may not reflect the very latest figures. Australian data in particular covers a subset of states and territories with varying year coverage (see section 8 below).
We currently offer three digital products:
Name report. A digital document containing data-backed arguments about a baby name, drawn from official ONS (England & Wales), SSA (United States) and state registry (Australia) birth registration data. It is delivered instantly in your browser after payment.
Partner ranking. A shareable link you send to your partner. Each of you ranks the shortlisted names independently; once both rankings are submitted the site reveals your best match. The link is generated instantly after payment.
Veto. A hosted page that dramatically announces a “VETO” on a specific name. You may add your name (optional) and a short message. It is delivered as a signed shareable link, generated instantly after payment, which you then share with your partner yourself.
The name report and veto each cost £3 (GBP) / $3 (USD) / $5 (AUD). The partner ranking costs £5 (GBP) / $5 (USD) / $10 (AUD). The price shown at checkout is the total amount charged. There are no recurring payments or subscriptions.
Payments are processed securely by Stripe. We do not see or store your card details. By completing the checkout you agree to Stripe's terms for the transaction.
All three products are delivered immediately on purchase (the report appears in your browser; the partner ranking and veto links are available to copy and share straight away). None of the three are eligible for refund under our standard terms.
When you purchase a name report you receive a signed shareable link, and a confirmation email containing the same link for your records. Opening the link renders the full report in your browser. You may share the link with your partner — they do not need to pay separately to view it. The link remains valid for as long as you keep it, but the report reflects the dataset available at time of purchase and is not updated when new data is published.
When you purchase a partner ranking you receive a unique link. Your partner opens the link, sees the shortlisted names in a random order, and submits their own ranking. No account or payment is required from your partner. Once both rankings are in, the site calculates and displays your best match.
The link is personal and should only be shared with the intended recipient. The link and results remain available for 90 days from creation; after that the link will no longer work.
When you purchase a veto you receive a shareable link. The sender name and short message you enter are embedded in that link and will be visible to anyone who opens or forwards it. We don't store the message content on our servers — it lives inside the signed URL itself. The link remains valid for as long as you or your recipient keep it.
Data shown on this site and in purchased reports reflects the following snapshots at the time of viewing or purchase:
Purchased reports are not updated when new data is published. Calculated figures such as classroom clash probabilities are statistical estimates based on the available data and should be treated as approximate.
All data, whether shown freely on the site or in purchased reports, is provided for informational and entertainment purposes only and should not be relied upon as professional advice of any kind.
All content, design and copy are owned by Not another Noah. You may share report, ranking and veto links freely but may not reproduce or resell the content.
All content on this site, including free data and purchased products, is provided "as is" without warranty of any kind, express or implied. To the fullest extent permitted by law, Not another Noah and its operator shall not be liable for any loss, damage or expense arising from your use of or reliance on any data or content on this site, whether free or purchased. In any event, our total liability is limited to the amount you paid (if any) for the specific product giving rise to the claim.
These terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales. Any dispute will be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of England and Wales.
For any questions about a purchase, email hello@notanothernoah.com.